Stock market owner: Welcome... TO THE STOCK MARKET!!!!
Me: I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE A STOCKS!!!! And put set them on my feet.
Stock market owner: DO WITH THE STOCKS AS YOU WILL IT IS NO BUSINESS OF MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!! Allow me to show you threw the STOCKS!!!!
Me: *eatls stocks*
Stock market owner: *le gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP EATLING THE STOCKS!!!
Me: FINE!!!! Then I shall putting them in MY BUTT!!!!! *sits on the stocks*
Stock market owner: DODEN'T YOU REALISE WHAT YOU BE DO!? Your... Hurting The Econimal.
Econimal: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUR!!!
Me: *murmurs* What happens stance?
Stock market owner: The Econimal... IT'S CRASHES!!!!!
Random sailor: The Econimal make bring joy happy to all. If it crashes. I will be depression. :'c
Me: Can do I anything to uneat and unreverse poop the stocks?
Stock market owner: NO!!! The Econimal shall crash... It hath makelled up it's miiind...
Everyone except The Econimal: *freaking out*
Econimal: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM!!!!!!!!
Stock market owner: ..........................................................................W.......................................What happined?
Me: It was mixeled with our blue ocean, It shall live amunst us all...
Mixeled blue ocean: Mauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur.
The... End...